*door says pull*
i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder
Can I suck your dick?
*Teacher pops out of nowhere*: I don’t know, CAN you??
so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg
“The images are screenshots from Google Earth. They are glitches that occur when the 2d satellite imagery and 3d terrain don’t line up quite right, or structures such as bridges get projected down onto the terrain below, creating fabulous and unintentional distortions”- Clement Valla
"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please